that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I deserve this hangover.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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