we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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