just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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