Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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