When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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