I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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