I wanna passion pit in your ass
He had one of those small greek statue penises
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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