he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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