Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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