WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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