Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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