it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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