The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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