I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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