You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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