my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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