what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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