We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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