I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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