This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think my vagina is haunted
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I know her cup size but not her name....
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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