Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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