that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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