its not stalking. its research.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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