Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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