Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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