ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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