I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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