Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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