hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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