so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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