She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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