no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She bit a glass in half.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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