oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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