God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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