My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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