Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize