after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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