you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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