On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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