My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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