You surviving the open bar?
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No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
dude. I can hear the air.
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