If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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