dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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