I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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