hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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