that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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