Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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