Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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