i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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