i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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