Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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