areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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