You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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