she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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