ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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