i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Say something about gay babies.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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