Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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