she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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