But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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